How do these people end up losing weight by using laxatives? I don’t mean to be gross, but isn’t the poo just food that has already been digested? Therefore, the fat and calories are already absorbed into the body? I don’t understand why people would want to do this to themselves. I could not imagine having bowel cramps all day and needing to stay near a toilet at all times, just for the sake of losing a few pounds, when it probably does not work anyway.

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I checked the calculator i think it is bmr but it was a calculator to show how much i burn
Without excercise and it was around 1600. But i excercise daily and i usually burn 1000-1200 mostly 1100 calories . So shall i continue this while fasting?

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Hello all: tonight i felt bored and i had like 1500 worth of pancake, figbars and a small piece of cake. And then i took some laxatives and milk of magnesia to burn all those extra calories. My question is, how many laxatives should i take after a big pig out of 2000 calories? I am planing to have another big pancake of 2000 calories on March 11. I will have a big pancake of 2000 calories every 11 of every month to kill boredom and depression.

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I gained a lot of weight having my daughter and I want to start a diet and I wanna know if the slim fast diet works if I stick with it and what meals can I make that are 500 calories and under?

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I know you’re supposed to do this during phase one, but I was unfortunately unaware of phase one until after starting phase two (where I ordered my HCG from only said anything about the specific foods and 500 calories, nothing prior to it). So I was wondering if I can do the colon cleanse (I’ve heard Colonix is best) during phase two?

Thanks for your help!

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What to the diet other than nothing getting enough calories. Because when you fast, you gain the weight back so fast. How is this sustainable?

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Hey i was just reading about the master cleanse diet and wanted to know if it worked? So if you have tried it please tell me. Also can you eat solid food while on it like 3 eals a day of normal food then do the diet if ur hungry at other points or for like 2 weeks straight only have liquids? if it is only liquids can you dubstitute something for olid food? Because i have been trying to lose weight and saw this and thought it might work. But the way I have been doing it lately I have been succesfull but not exactly as succesfull as i have been hoping. I dont really eat much solid food during the day now like one meal and the rest is water and juice *Not much juice though* but my grandmother has decided that i have been turning anerexic which i have not i am still getting all my calories well maybe not all 1500 but like 1200 but she is trying to convince my mom that I am anorexic and i am worried that if I dont eat solid food they will send me to thearapy because i have already been diagnosed as depressed, paranoid skitzophrenic, and have borderline personality disorder. And have tried to commit suicide and i figured that if i am not omfterble in my body i wont get through any of this because being made fun of by everyone including family because i am over weight is not helping my suicidle actions. So yeah got off topic but if you have done this or no of someone who has can you tell me if it works and if i can eat solid food.

Sorry for spelling errors

If you have not heard of this diet i found it on the following sites.

http://themastercleanse.org/

http://www.yestheyrefake.net/lemonade_diet_cleanse_journal.htm

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I haven’t had a normal bowel movement for a week.
I haven’t been eating a lot. I wanted to lose weight went the wrong way doing it. I haven’t been taking in more than 700 calories a day.

I tried drinking this horrible tasting orange fiber stuff, and that did nothing. We called the doctor and they said to take a laxative or use an enema.

I did neither for the next three days because I was on vacation. I used a supository instead and got a little result.

I’ve been drinking fiber, but still have not had a normal sized bowel. Mom convinced me to take one of those Fleet enemas today.

After a lot of freaking out and nervousness, I finally took it and it did not work. I kept it in for 6 minutes (the package said 2-5) and then I gave up.

I’m honestly really scared. Is it normal for an Enema not to work?
If I go to the doctor, what are they going to do?

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That is, does fasting decrease metabolism permanently, and is is bad for the body?
I’m thinking in terms of eating nothing but fruit and vegetables and less than 1000 calories for 3-5 days.

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Ok, so I have 6 weeks to lose as much weight as I can…so this is going to be the inconventional way. I don’t usually do this..but it’s an emergency weight loss thing.

My idea is…1,200 calories a day…1-2 hours of working out per day. I will be getting colon therapy to flush my system and get me energized..and to kick start things..I’m going to do a lemon cleanse thing for 4 days. That’s all. Just to flush and refresh me. I’ll be drinking caffeine free teas and a special lemonade drink.

After that my idea is to cut out sugar COMPLETELY from my diet. And I need tips on realllllllllly healthily "gross" food. Haha..basically..I’m thinking TONS of veggies…some fruits..the only grains I can have is plain oatmeal…no caffeine…only water or caffeine free tea without sugar….

But I remember my Dad , when he dieted, would just eat tuna out of the can..etc. I’m looking as these next 6 weeks as just eating food to survive. I don’t care if it tastes good..I just want to be able to get enough that my body needs and stay within 1,200 calories. Tips?? or do I have it mostly down? Did I forget anything?

I’m 5’4 198…and looking to get down to 170ish in 6 weeks. I don’t think it’s healthy to go further than that…20-25 pounds is enough. They say to only lose up to 2 pounds a week..but I’m really heavy so losing more isn’t going to kill me. Before, I would consume 1,600 a day and I lost 2.5 a week starting from 198 and got to 173..and I didn’t workout at ALL..so I already know I can lost 2.5 pounds EASILY without even trying that hard…per week.

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