How do I ask my doctor for a colon cleanse?




I’m 19 (but I’ll be 20 this February) and I want to ask my doctor for a colon cleanse. I’m afraid that she will just give me an automatic "No." because she might think I’m too young to get one, but I think I could really benefit from one right now. I am female, and I’m 5 feet and I weigh 178 pounds.




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Is the the Master Cleanse diet safe?




I am 5′8" and over 200 pounds. I would like to lose about 30-50 pounds. Would the Master Cleanse diet be a good choice for me? Does this diet come with any side effects? If so, what are they?




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diarrhea!!!!!!!!?




does anyone know some of the verses to the diarrha song???
for example "when you are climbing up a latter and you feel a messy splatter diarrhea diarrhea"




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There appears to be a range of discretion in the medical literature about treating a proliferation of precancerous ("adenomatous") colon polyps - from periodic surveillance colonoscopy with polectomy, to surgery to remove some or all of the colon? What are the factors and considerations a patient and doctor should consider in determining an appropriate course of treatment within this range of options?




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I am not having bladder problems. Last time I had sex 24 yrs ago, things were ok. Feels normal from that way in to digital exam, no pain.. However, there is something very painful.Very not normal.
I cannot even wear panty hose , the pressure feels like
there is a ball the size of a soft ball, large one, very very sore and tender being pressed on by the panty hose. I went to church month or so ago, and thought I would die before I got home. What is this.

I have severe colon problems, spastic colon and have some disc problems , is that one of those or do I have cancer the size of a soft ball. Not had a pap smear
for this is second year. No insurance. Many medical bills and people who do not like people with no insurance or money. Having sex is not going
to cure this. No smart alec answers. I am an
abstinent Christian.

What and what can be done. didn’t find in books. have had no experience with people with this problem.
Doesn’t feel like anything I ever had. A"ll this and
I hope not hell too. People are not too nice and now this.I had enough before this.seems like the fatter I get the worse it is, and the worse it is the fatter I get. It is not the only source of pain. Woe is me.

If you laugh, I hope you get cancer the size of a soft ball somewhere. I will ask this because I am not afraid of what you think so much as I am sick of this. . I guarantee you there are other poor women who are too embarrassed to ask, and have it too.
should have been all this and hell on earth too. Not the other place.




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I need help, in the movie Osmosis Jones, the candidate’s name is Tom Colonic

heres my question.
Find out what a "colonic" is, and explain why TOm’s last name is perfect for a cadidate with the campaign platform.

This is for my bio class. please help,
thanks in advance.




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Anyone here ever done the Master Cleanse Diet?




Ok I know that this is supposed to be a "cleanse" and not a "diet" but I am planning to try it for the purpose of losing weight. I’m getting married in 6 weeks and I want to drop some weight before then. I only plan to do it for 10 days and then do a low cal diet and exercise after that. I want to know how much weight I should expect to lose while on the diet and if the Grade B syrup is a must. Can you use regular syrup and still lose weight??? Thanx.




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How Effective are Infrared Saunas for Detoxification?




I have heard many claims about heavy metals and other toxins being found in laboratory "sweat analysis" — from the sweat produced by infrared saunas. I have looked for the actual (original) studies/lab reports that are being vaguely referred to, but cannot find any. Does anyone know what these sources are, and if they are true? Can infrared saunas detoxify heavy metals, and if so, what are the sources that prove it?
I have heard many claims about heavy metals and other toxins being found in laboratory "sweat analysis" — from the sweat produced by infrared saunas. I have looked for the actual (original) studies/lab reports that are being vaguely referred to, but cannot find any. Does anyone know what these sources are, and if they are true? Can infrared saunas detoxify heavy metals, and if so, what are the sources that prove it?

To clarify, I’m not interested in the unreferenced mention of studies (as almost all the infrared sauna manufacturers do: "Scientific studies have shown…" etc. Which ones??). I’m looking for the actual studies themselves. Thanks.




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Colonoscopy - Please help!?




I am scheduled to have a colonoscopy tomorrow. I am on the liquid diet right now (no solid food). I am very nervous. Not so much about the procedure, but the what if’s.

I am 30 and the doc tries to reassure me that he rarely finds polyps or cancer in people my age. The doc believes I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) and they have done an upper GI test which was fine, now they want to do a lower GI test. I sometimes feel like canceling this procedure. I had it scheduled 3 years ago, but canceled. Some of my "IBS type symptoms" have returned and now the test is back on.

Anyone out there ever have one? Are they fairly safe? Will my "bottom" hurt after the procedure? Will the effects of the colon cleanser wear off fairly quickly? What can I expect?

Any advice is appreciated.

Thanks




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I want to try it. I was wondering if anyone had that long "rope" that is green, brown, or yellow in color. I have seen this before and it is supposed to come out when you detoxify your colon and body. Is Dual Action Cleanse any good? It is at Walmart for .88 and over .00 on their website. Is it worth it? Please don’t tell me, oh go to a professional, etc. I just want this info.

Thanks
:D




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